The Coupon Song...

Those of you that know me real well, know I like to re-write songs like Weird Al.  So, for this particular song, I have chosen to re-write Kesha's - You're Love is My Drug....coupon style.  Someday, I'd love to film my own you tube video of this song, but for now, you will just have to sing it in your head....maybe it sounds better there anyways! :)

Without further Adieu....

COUPONS ARE MY DRUG - to the tune of "You're Love is My Drug" - Kesha

Maybe I need some BOGO's
Or maybe need stuff for free.

I've got a sick obsession
I'm couponing in my dreams.

I'm going to every Walmart
In my newest coupon cause
I'm staying up all night hoping
with rollback's the prices fall.

That coupon there,
is hard to find
I just cant get it
off my mind.

I'm all strung out
Its coupon time
those cheap ziplocs
were hard to find

Because Coupons, Coupons, Coupons
Are my drug,
Coupons, coupons, coupons

Because coupons, coupons, coupons
are my drug
coupons, coupons, coupons.

On Smart Canucks for some advice
gonna do my transactions twice
Couponing is my only bad vice
I'm addicted its a crisis

My friends think I've gone Crazy
this coupon's looking kinda hazy.
House space is gonna be effected
If I keep it up like a coupon crackhead

That coupon there,
is hard to find
I just cant get it
off my mind.

I'm all strung out
Its coupon time
those cheap ziplocs
were hard to find

Because Coupons, Coupons, Coupons
Are my drug,
Coupons, coupons, coupons

Because coupons, coupons, coupons
are my drug
coupons, coupons, coupons.

I don't care what people say
the rush is worth
the price I paid

I get so high
when stuff is free
that great big store
was robbed by me.

So I have an idea,
do you wanna sort coupons in my basement
Do they make your heart say
"Couponing is FUN"
Are coupons....your drug?
Huh...your drug....huh....your drug....

Because....

Coupons, Coupons, Coupons
Are my drug,
Coupons, coupons, coupons

Because coupons, coupons, coupons
are my drug
coupons, coupons, coupons.

Hey......hey....coupons, coupons, coupons, coupons....are my drug!